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Which Bill Murray Character Are You, Deep Down?

One legendary deadpan, eight wildly different guys — take this and find out if you're a con-man patriarch, a time-loop weatherman, or something in between.

By The Clapperboard Staff · August 13, 2026 · 2 min read

Which Bill Murray Character Are You, Deep Down?

No wrong answers here — just answer like the version of you that shows up when nobody's watching.

Question 1 of 9

Your day just fell apart — job, car, apartment, relationship, all of it. What's your next move?

A Turn it into a business opportunity nobody asked for. B Assume it'll happen again tomorrow anyway, so why panic. C Sigh, pour a drink, and stare out a hotel window. D Call a teenager I barely know for advice.

Someone half your age challenges you to a duel of wits. How do you respond?

A Get weirdly competitive about something trivial, like piano lessons. B Let them win — I'm too tired for this. C Take them seriously and mentor them out of pure loneliness. D Con them, then feel a little bad, then not really.

Be honest — what's your biggest personal flaw?

A I've checked out of my own life and my marriage. B I'm rich, disillusioned, and quietly desperate to be loved. C I lie to the people who love me, repeatedly, for decades. D I'm cold, greedy, and I've cut off my own family.

Pick a coping mechanism for feeling completely stuck in life.

A Buy a submarine, or just live vicariously through someone younger. B Move back into a hotel and pretend nothing has changed. C Work harder, drink more, feel nothing. D Volunteer for something completely irrational just to feel alive.

What's your love language, realistically?

A Showing up decades late with a big apology and bigger excuses. B None, until three ghosts intervene. C Cracking jokes until someone finally laughs and falls for it. D Adopting a stranger as my kid and hoping for the best.

How do you actually feel about authority?

A I am the authority, and I make everyone's life miserable with it. B I get under my superior's skin on purpose, every single time. C I appoint myself captain of my own increasingly chaotic ship. D I'll take the science seriously right up until it's inconvenient.

Pick the redemption arc you secretly want.

A Accidentally becoming a leader I never wanted to be. B Finally facing the thing that took my best friend. C None needed — I was right about the ghosts the whole time. D Becoming an actually good person after endlessly repeating my worst day.

What's your idea of a perfect adventure?

A Chartering a boat and a crew to hunt a possibly mythical shark. B Hunting something supernatural for profit and fun. C Getting so good at one single day that I finally deserve to move on. D Getting pleasantly lost somewhere I don't speak the language.

Last one — pick a drink order that says something about you.

A Whatever's free at the open bar I'm working. B The same drink, at the same bar, every single night — literally. C A whiskey I'm contractually obligated to enjoy on camera. D Champagne, alone, in a house full of people who don't get me.